The Laughing Wolf

Being Evil At Christmas

Is a lot of fun. Nothing better than as a visitor getting the kids good and wound up, maybe even on a sugar high, and giving them back to their parents. I may get hurt, along with daddy, however for something we did.

Mommy was working with her one-year-old doing animal sounds. He is catching on, and when asked about cows says "oooooh" since the "m" sound isn't quite there yet. That was when daddy piped up and asked him "What sound does a Mad Cow make?" "Mooooo-wah-hah-hah" Actually, I can't spell out the manic, insane laugh that daddy did. Mommy wasn't quite sure how to take that, and decided to plow on. "What sound does the sheep make?" To which I replied in my best baaa-ing voice "Iiiiiii'm goooooooood wiiiiiithhhhhh miiiiiinnnnnnttttt jeelllllyyyyyyy" Think mommy may have taken a contract out on both of us...

LW