The Laughing Wolf

A Quick Note To Spammers

My breasts don't need enlargement, thank you. According to my ex, other attributes are more than satisfactory and Viagra is not a need at this time. I have no interest in getting a mortgage or loan from a company that changes names on a weekly basis or that won’t use its real name. Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, etc… Yeah right. I don’t buy stocks based on breathless junk mail pitches, show me the money. I’m not sure what some of the drugs are being offered, but also know that what is promised is seldom delivered from a number of consumer fraud alerts, including one test by someone I know. I don’t do blind dates with anyone who tries to claim that we have talked extensively before, when we have not. I don’t need any more credit cards, thank you, especially high interest ones. Just a hint, but I prefer proportion to oversize anything on the female form. As far as I and the credit bureaus know, my credit is good. So, quit wasting your time and most especially mine.

LW