The Laughing Wolf

We Interrupt This Program

“You see Catherine, the insects were the key. Inside them was the answer that proved that the killer was…”

*scene flashes briefly to black, then to a news logo*

“Space Unicorn News interrupts this broadcast to bring you breaking news that I as Queen, I mean, leading news anchor and the heir of Murrow with the full power of my contract, have decided you must know.”

“Generalissimo Arafish is still dead.”

*screen flashes back to rolling credits from show*

No, I did not report on the death yesterday. Yesterday was a day to honor, remember, and celebrate all those who have served so that we might be free. I refused to dishonor their day by associating it in any way with that terrorist. I knew others would cover it, and I am glad they did. It was my choice not to, and to continue with my small efforts to honor those with courage, compassion, dignity, and all the other attributes of true patriots, leaders, and warriors.

LW