Happy Valentine's Day
This is the day Valen of blessed memory commanded that we polish the tines of all forks. As he said in the sacred scrolls "This day is set aside for the cleaning and polishing of all tines, so that they shall shine. This is a special requirement on the one who will come, who takes my place on my station, and gets my girl. Excuse me now, as I have to come up with yet another frustrating and humiliating ritual to make his getting the girl as slow and painful as possible. Babylon this five times...."
Ooops, wrong genre. To all the wonderful women in my life, thank you and I wish you all a wonderful Valentine's Day.
LW
Posted by wolf1 at February 14, 2005 12:46 PM | TrackBack
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