The Laughing Wolf

An Ode To A West Lafayette Driver Observed

At the light, I watched as you moved up to make a right turn on red. You looked to your left, and never ahead. The oncoming traffic got their left turn light, and you pulled on out without a thought in your head.

The lead car was amazed to see you so do, and even more so to see you slow so that your big, red crew-cab truck stopped the flow. They honked their horn and shocked you did see, the oncoming traffic held up by thee.

Rather than fix your error, and pardons to seek, you flipped out, and may have even flipped them off. You deliberately moved to block even more, and stopped in your rage -- how dare they blow more. You blocked the traffic, and a hazard did create. When finally move you did, it was to swerve at that lead car, not even a quarter your size.

The Wolf is not one to readily subscribe, to the theory that big trucks are to make up for an inferiority in penile size. Yet the evidence does mount, that such may be charitable with you to describe. Old you are, yet wisdom hath escaped. You appear to die your hair, and have less emotional maturity than an ape. You refuse to admit a wrong, and compound your crime.

A coward and a bully is not all that you are, but that is a fair start. Here's hoping you grow up, before your insecurities tear some family apart.

LW
who asks how do you react when you screw up?